Will / Panic / Pastor / Dub ([info]el_diavalo) wrote,
@ 2005-04-14 11:59:00
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Current mood: amused
Current music:hrm. the lambs appear to be silent.

Precious?
five minutes ago i was in line at the exxon station on lee circle

i had a chili cheese dog in my left hand, and a mug of some oreo-mint-chocolate-cappucino concoction in my right.

i walk up to the cashier. as she rings me up, i notice her nametag: Prechious.
(yes, that is how she spelled it)

when she asked me if that would be all, it took all my energy not to yell out:

Put the fucking lotion in the basket!


as i walked out the door, i muttered i'd fuck me under my breath.

the end.

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[info]diodon
2005-04-14 05:20 pm UTC (link)
I never really understand your posts, Will, but this one particularly confuses me. Kay, that's all.

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[info]el_diavalo
2005-04-14 05:25 pm UTC (link)
im a huge fan of Silence of the Lambs ( Quotes )

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[info]oh_really_now
2005-04-14 05:29 pm UTC (link)
I would imagine Preshioucious' response to be somewhat similar to when my 5-year-old quotes Monty Python's "Holy Grail" in conversations. Perhaps your movie quote may have come off a bit more, eh, aggressive.

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[info]matel
2005-04-14 05:47 pm UTC (link)
oh man, if you decide to go back to say that to her b/c the urge becomes overwhelming...let me know, i wanna be there!

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[info]slashette
2005-04-14 06:44 pm UTC (link)
It does this whenever it's told.

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[info]killbunny
2005-04-14 08:06 pm UTC (link)
AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it. um, btw...what kinda coffe was that (fuckin drool)

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[info]el_diavalo
2005-04-14 08:23 pm UTC (link)
it is the Mint Cappuccino Mix featuring Double Delight OREO available at exxon stations.

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[info]larrycar
2005-04-14 08:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh, god. LMFAO.

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[info]pixlet
2005-04-14 08:21 pm UTC (link)
will....you're my personal hero, as of right now.

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[info]diex5
2005-04-15 04:49 am UTC (link)
that's amazing will..

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[info]nephri
2005-04-16 12:44 am UTC (link)
Goddamn, I love you Will. That just fucking made my day.

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